Disney Film Meanings(my interpretations)

Cinderella- Tells kids that if you sit on your ass long enough and wish really hard. That one day your dreams can come true. Or until you can find some rich guy who you've only met once in your life to marry and steal his money.



SnowWhite- Stereotypical 1920's housewife who believes she needs a big strong man to come and recuse her from danger. Because shes to incompetent to know; that if a old ugly bitch comes up to you out of the woodworks and hands you a apple you probably should'nt eat it.



The Little Mermaid- Abandons her family for a guy shes been stalking from a distance. Pssssh who said family is suppose to comes first?



The Lion King- Shows that loosing a parent isnt half bad if you get to be a king afterwards. Cry for about twenty seconds and then collect yo shit.



Mulan- Shows teens to rebel and say fuck da police naw mean?



Beauty and the Beast- Shows that beauty lies on the inside. Loving someone should be based off their character never their appearance and it helps if the person is filthy fucking rich.



Alice In Wonderland- One big ass acid trip. Remember kids if you get high enough you too may be able to meet the cheshire cat! Or overdose one or the other.



Bambi- Animal cruelty like you've never seen.



Peter Pan- May cause kids to be delusional throughout their life. Thirty five years later and still thinking that they are twelve.



The Jungle Book- Leads to your child being mauled by a bear because they wanted to see if it would talk to them.



Robin Hood- Teaches kids that stealing is perfectly fine as long as it goes to the needy…we all know where thats going.



Aladdin- Shows that if you meet a hot girl, stalk her until she eventually notices you. If that doesnt work, lie about who you are so she will like you.



Hercules- Leads kids to thinking they are invincible. Its always nice to tell your child that if they get hit by a car. They probably wont be getting back up breaking into song anytime soon.



The Aristocats- Leads to your kids growing old with a hundred and three cats. Because in their mind they are singing and playing the piano.



The Emperors New Groove- The reason behind why people are obsessed with those stank ass llama's!



Monsters Inc- Have your kids watch this film! Then you wont have to lock them in the closet when they annoy you, they'll do it themselves.



Up- Apparently leads to people having a midlife crisis.



The Santa Claus- Leads to your drunk ass dad climbing up on the roof. Because he too wants to wear a red suit and have hoes work for him.



Snow Dogs- annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd im done